February 2012
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Sometimes, I imagine how I would kill myself, but I think more often than that, I imagine what I would write in my note.
How I would kill myself is an easy question - a lot of people say quick and painless, but one can argue that its consequences don’t matter to you much, once you have done it - but how I would justify my actions to the loved ones that I left behind is far more...
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The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
what if that follower i lost was going to be my husband
Two out of my five classes today were canceled so I got up at 6 and just doubled my computer time.
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Bradley James and Freddie Mercury have the same lips and teeth…?
Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
skyfullofhat:
Now am I saying it to my opponents, or my voters? Or the reporters?
Hell, I’d even say it to the babies people would shove in my face.
I just love a lot of people
I think that, no matter what I may say out loud or to myself,
that I just love everyone in some way, varying in degrees for each of them.
sometimes it has been being unable to believe that I love them which has hurt me,
and sometimes it has been being unable to let go of the fact that they will not love me back, at least not in the way that I want them to, which has...
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maybe things aren’t so bad between us
and maybe this is normal to feel so self-conscious
or maybe he hates me and knows my darkest secrets!!!
do you ever analyze every single thing that you said to someone
until your eyes start leaking water
what the hell right
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thisisthelist:
I got lost in a bad part of downtown last night, after sundown, trying to find my way to the bus station.
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Let’s all just stop, take a moment, and appreciate how brilliant Kaz is.
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also Buckminster is a really good album.
late to the party, but damn.
I pre-ordered the Muppets on iTunes and also am currently buying Muppets from Space.
so excited you don’t even know.
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thisisthelist:
kaokie:
If there was a time before I could lick Kaz’ forehead and talk to her about how great I think my legs and butt are
I don’t want to remember it.
dark times indeed
my italian bellybutton didn’t even have anyone to talk to
whoa da huwwww
If there was a time before I could lick Kaz’ forehead and talk to her about how great I think my legs and butt are
I don’t want to remember it.
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thisisthelist:
But I do bother
it’s sort of my thing
because you are a beautiful human being.
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thisisthelist replied to your post: meant to add the reaction shot to that post the…
no no i’ll redo it!
haha you are very committed to this aren’t you
I wouldn’t bother
meant to add the reaction shot to that post the first time
but Kaz already reblogged it
whups
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Dr. Meghan Gray of University of Nottingham. <3
I mean, maybe I do know.
I’m just kind of tired being so invested in something that won’t happen, or I won’t even try to make happen. Time is running out faster than I’d like for this chance. And even if I wanted to just be friends, there’s a time constraint on that, too.
And everything just seems so overwhelming. I don’t know what I’m doing with my...
I feel so inexplicably sad
so irrationally terrible
nothing has changed from yesterday
but today, I feel terrible
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lord-gentlebro replied to your post: rules for getting along with funny people on…
I’m sorry I just want people to think I’m a comedy sensation.
Not you.
mostly people over 30
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rules for getting along with funny people on Facebook
don’t restate the joke
don’t assume they’re an idiot, they’re probably kidding
don’t comment with something unrelated or only vaguely related just because you crave the attention of greater beings
don’t try to be funny unless you are
seriously don’t do it
you’re killing humor
but I guess...
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I like posting funny statuses on Facebook, but people
KEEP RUINING THEM
